New features will screen out ‘offensive’ language.
Microsoft is set to release a new version of Word that uses artificial intelligence to make your writing ‘politically correct’.
You know how annoying it is when the iPhone corrects ‘fucking’ to ‘ducking’ every time you type out the word? Imagine that for an entire essay.
The new feature, called ‘Ideas in Word’, will recommend ‘sensitive’ phrases like “We need to get some fresh blood in here” be modified so that “fresh blood” becomes “new employees”.
“It might underline places where your writing exhibited gender bias,” reports Fast Company. “If you tend to say “mailman” or Congressman” in the generic, it might suggest you use “mailperson” or “Congressperson.” If you use the term “gentlemen’s agreement,” it may suggest you use “unspoken agreement” instead.”
The term “disabled person” would be replaced with “person with a disability while the new version’s “inclusiveness check” searches for words or phrases that might be “offensive” to someone from another country or culture.
Mark Sullivan, who is a fan of the new features, says he is worried about “unknowingly or accidentally inserting terms or references in my writing that convey value judgements that I don’t really mean” and wants to avoid “writing something that might offend”.
Rumor has it that every new purchase of Word will come with a voucher for a yearly supply of soy lattes from Starbucks.
I have a "word" for Microsoft. Fuck Microsoft. OK, that was 2 words but you know what I mean.
I second that!
.... and it's only $9.99 /Mo too...
....FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!!!
WTF is the Politically Correct version of Werd???
the nerve of these greedy technoid fukstiks, it was bad enough that they wanted exorbitant amounts of Not-Fed-No Resrve wampum for a copy of M-$oft's stolen hackjob project, "Office _____" back in the daze, but ya only bought it ONCE!!... Now these greedy corporate wanker whores want to "rent" Office to ya now per month...FOREVER!!!
Fuk M-$oft and the Corporate whores!!... "Open Office", just as good, just as effective, but with one small difference.... IT'S FREE!!