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Comment by truth on January 19, 2014 at 3:12am

Comment by Tara on January 18, 2014 at 9:44pm

The "Green Room" featuring Roseanne Barr, Sandra Bernhard, Patrice O'neal, and Bob Saget

Comment by Central Scrutinizer on November 23, 2013 at 9:11pm

The Truth About Miley Cyrus!

Comment by Central Scrutinizer on October 28, 2013 at 12:02pm

Ninja Melon

Comment by Central Scrutinizer on October 22, 2013 at 12:17pm

STOP MILEY!!!

Comment by Central Scrutinizer on September 2, 2013 at 9:23pm

Comment by Central Scrutinizer on May 30, 2013 at 11:25am

Michelle Obama's Class Reunion Pic

Comment by Central Scrutinizer on April 30, 2013 at 10:08am

Herbert The Pervert TROLLING in Black Ops 2

Comment by Central Scrutinizer on April 30, 2013 at 9:34am

Four men, an Engineer, an Accountant, a Chemist and a Government Worker were bragging about how smart their dogs were.
To show off, the Engineer called to his dog and said, "T-Square, do your stuff."
T- square trotted over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen and promptly drew a circle, a square and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart. But the Accountant said his dog could do better. He called his dog and said, "Slide Rule, do your stuff."
Slide Rule went out into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies each. Everyone agreed that was good. But the Chemist said his dog could do better. He called his dog and said, "Measure, do your stuff."
Measure got up, walked over to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop. Everyone agreed that was good. Then the three men turned to the Government Worker and said, "What can your dog do?"
The Government Worker called to his dog and said, "Coffee Break, do your stuff."
Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, dumped on the paper, molested the other three dogs, claimed he injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in for Worker's Compensation and went home on sick leave.

Comment by Central Scrutinizer on April 29, 2013 at 8:03pm

LIE DETECTOR ROBOT

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it out at dinner one night.
The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.
The son says, "I did some schoolwork." The robot slaps the son.
The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."
Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"
Son says, "Toy Story." The robot slaps the son.
Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn."
Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was."
The robot slaps the father.
Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."
The robot slaps the mother.

Robot for sale.

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