English: welcome to hell.

 It was first manufactured within the stratagem* referred to as Old English. Germany was the first to be exposed to this so called "Anglo-Saxon" tongue, first developed after it's (Germany's) Christianisation in the late 7th century.  It was added to Biblical texts (for which it was created) for means of manipulating the uneducated, specifically soon to be isolated Americans, exported across the globe.  *Stratagem- "language" using numerology created in 1617 as a military weapon.