"When their burgers were tasty."

"Oh well never fear don't you worry one bit, it'll drop to the bottom as it all gets rotten, and someone down there will reuse that shit. It's all very true can't believe what they do. They will put those stools in little pills…"

"Volodymyr Zelenskyy, he plays the piano with his penis, the tuba with his wazoo, and the United States for a sucker."

"But Steve if the person is transgender, would it reduce the abomination by half?"

"Leave it to mankind to create an efficient pooch screwer."

"But sticking it in another man's mouth...now that's different."

"We all live in the United States of Israel now. Can you say...goy?"

"One ringy dingy..."

"It's nice that Mr. Ben-Gvir has Palestinian flags taking up space in his head."

"Only because they keep telling us that we're all Palestinians now."

"Let them think what they want until they push their luck!"

"Larry, Curly and Moe."

"So is Waste Management a Jewish business?"