CIA AGENTS are still chuckling to themselves about how Mark Zuckerberg actually thinks he created Facebook.

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CIA AGENTS are still chuckling to themselves about how Mark Zuckerberg actually thinks he created Facebook.

Zuckerberg is credited as devising the social media site, and believes he did it without being covertly manipulated by the secret services, who would obviously have no interest in such a mass communication tool.

CIA Agent Tom Booker said: “I mean come on, I’ve got shoes older than him and he thinks he invented this incredibly huge communication system and spying tool.

“This all began when he ‘accidentally’ overhead some sexy girls talking about it at college, then was introduced to some computer experts at a frat party who just happened to be 10 years older than everyone else and wearing suits.

“We only chose him because he seemed astonishingly gullible.”

He added: “He thinks because he wears the same clothes every......

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Comment by Elyag Reed...We are Legion on April 3, 2018 at 8:41pm

Yuk Yuk.. Suckerman AKA Greenberg.. Uncle head of SEC...

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