"Speaking of rip-off shit you'd buy from comics, as a kid, I bought a 7 ft. Frankenstein monster for a dollar. It was a 7 foot print of Frankenstein's monster on garbage bag plastic material. I really thought I was gonna get a big monster.…"
"When I was a kid I shoplifted my sea monkies from a local store. I was totally disappointed. I really believed they were gonna look like the pictures on the package. Turned out they were like aqua fruit flies. The instructions said you could train…"