You have a cookbook all about Spam.
You consider your extra large ham radio antenna as “broadband”.
You know how to cook leather.
You’ve ever been on a Soviet “Potential Threat” list.
SWAT has ever asked to borrow a few of your guns.
Your new girlfriend comes over for the first time, and when she walks into the living room, the first thing she sees is your CHL regulation Man sized target with 50 holes in the chest area.
Your dog has more Emergency Rations than 95% of the U.S. population.
You’re the first person at the gun range on Dec 26th to try out your new toys, and the clerk knows you by your first name
The local supermarket manager knows to go ahead and open up the back dock doors when he sees you on a shopping trip.