Welcome to a revolutionary concept in public communication, the truth. Only well informed citizens can maintain a meaningful resistance against the powers seeking to destroy us. However, when we get to know the truth we must not let it stop there. Information proves its value only when it's used. Spread the message.
"WHOLLY SHIT!!! I'VE ALREADY RUBBED 2 OFF TODAY!!! I guess I'd better beat meat...ah...no... beat FEET to the nearest government office to 'turn myself in'. I'm 60! Hope they ain't lookin fer me.
It sure is refreshing to…"