15 Sick Logos You Won’t Believe

[Tell me these weren't deliberate. Never mind all the Illuminist, Freemasonic and Satanic imagery we're constantly bombarded with in the world of logos, you'll be shocked at some of the sexualized crap these bastards are pumping into the mainstream mind. - Zen]

(BusinessInsider) After examining a recent spate of bad logo redesigns, we felt that it was time to reflect upon 15 of the most inappropriate and idiotic logo fails ever.

Sometimes companies quickly realize that a logo is a big mistake…While (many are) aesthetic gaffes, there are some logos that are so blatantly inappropriate that we’re wondering how they got past the drawing board.

The London Olympics 2012 logo, which has been accused of resembling Lisa Simpson performing oral sex, is only the beginning of a series of 15 horrible logo designs.

London 2012 Logo

When London unveiled its £400,000 2012 logo design, the masses were unimpressed.

Some claimed that it looks like “some sort of comical sex act between The Simpsons.” (Note the figure resembling Lisa Simpson).

Others opined that the logo resembles a swastika.

On the flip-side, Iran has threatened to boycott the Olympics since they believe that the logo spells out “Zion.”

Pick your poison, but the logo seems to be a resounding fail.

Catholic Church’s Archdiocesan Youth Commission

This was the 1973 logo for the Catholic Church’s Archdiocesan Youth Commission.

Yeah.

Arlington Pediatric Center

 

Oh no, there’s more?

Who’s approving these logos?

Sun Rise Sushi

 

The concept is a sun rising behind a Japanese tea house.

The product is, well, less serene.

(Via Sharkbite)

A-Style

If this logo seems like a company oversight, then think again.

A-Style very intentionally created this dirty (read: buzz worthy) design.

In fact, the logo even came before the product did. After the logo became a guerrilla marketing success, the company began selling tee-shirts.

 

Sherwin Williams

Coca-Cola wanted to teach the world to sing.

Apparently Sherwin Williams wanted to cover the world in blood-red paint.

The sinister “cover the earth” logo was adopted in 1906.

Doughboys

Some baker got a little too creative.

(Via Logodesigner)

Mont-Sat

Direct marketing aimed at those looking to order Skinemax, perhaps?

(Via DeMilked)

Locum

Believe it or not, Locum is a Swedish property management company.

Gotta love the language barrier.

(Via BoredPanda)

Kids Exchange

Proper punctuation should always be encouraged.

The Computer Doctors

The Computer Doctors claim to fix your computer.

You have to go somewhere else to fix your leaky genitalia.

(Via Listverse)

Sausages?

This one is self-explanatory.

(Via Ranqit)

Catwear

Bad idea.

Junior Jazz Dance Class

This one is more tricky.

Focus on the dancing children to see what makes the logo inappropriate.

(Via DeMilked)

Pride In Oldham

We don’t know what this logo is for, but we do know that that’s one angry looking owl.

(Via WorstLogoEver)

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Epilogue from Zen

The last logo of someone clearly worshiping Moloch starts to bleed into the Illuminist agenda of which there is a world of logos, a study well worth pursuing. The language of logos is very powerful and tells the story of who rules and why, and is a method of communication amongst the Illuminists as well as a force of subconscious dominion over the unawakened.

Logos are no small thing.

These hyper-sexualized examples are reminiscent of the Disney smut and princess programming industry, disguised as innocent children’s material. Oddly enough, sex is still pushed yet riddled with guilt and shame, while murder and mayhem fill the world’s TV and cinema screens.

It’s topsy-turvy, and all by design. Watch your mind. They try to flip it continually.

Know thy enemy. And stay anchored in the Truth.

Love, Zen

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