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Favorite color?

right now, red. use to be blue

If you could visit another planet in this solar system, what would it be?

serious answer would be mars. my smart ass answer would be uranus.

Would you rather have a small mansion and a jet ski, or an above average size house and a yacht?

mansion and jet ski

If you could go back in time, and change one thing about your life, what would it be?

instead of taking the red pill, i would have taken the whole bottle of blue. not really. if anything i wish i would have been as scholarly in my early twenties as i am now in my early thirties.

If you could go back in time to any point in history, when would it be?

i would go back in time and invest in stocks like McDonald's e.g.

Chocolate or vanilla ice cream?

vanilla

If you could have a super power, what would it be?

read minds

If you could be a comic book character who would it be?

superman

You're invited to go on a shopping spree in the store of your choice, the catch is, you will be naked on national television. Do you do it, and which store would you choose?

i'd go balls to the wall in a designer clothing store then flip the goods on ebay ;)

If you could have a spaceship from a movie, what would it be?

easy. the millennium falcon. it made the kessel run in less than 12 parsecs.

Read a book or read a magazine?

Book

You author a best seller. What's it about?

Illuminati's skynet army they use to stage an alien invasion of drones

Favorite band?

no clue. too many to list.

You unearth a time machine constructed by an advanced civilization existing thousands of years ago. Would you go in search of the answers to the past, or do you go forward into the future to see what will be?

i'd go back in the past and fill in the blanks. not sure i want to see the future.

If you could only drink one beverage other than water for the rest of your life, what would it be?

orange juice.

If you could morph into an inanimate object as a means of disguise, what would it be?

a grain of sand.

Favorite video game and/or board game?

KOTOR (video game) and monopoly.

Would you rather be an amazing speaker, or thinker?

thinker

Sun or the moon?

moon

Coolest villain in a movie?

darth vader

Would you rather be incredibly fast, or incredibly strong?

fast

Sports car or four wheel drive?

four wheel drive beeyatch!

If you could meet any famous person alive today, who would it be?

pee wee herman. not really.

If you could meet any famous person from history, who would it be?

Jesus

If you could start your own country as King, what would you do first thing, once you were in power?

draft a constitution with a second amendment that explains in five pages how civilians will always have guns no matter how many little pea brains run around crying about it.

If you could go back in time and live at any point in history, when would it be? Why?

the gold rush. i would go back knowing where the mines are. then i'd hire pinkerton security before Rockefeller woot!

Would you rather have an extraordinary art collection inside your mansion, or would you rather have a garden with customized sculptures outside of your mansion?

statues rule. i'd have jedi's and ninja statues. i'd also have achilles, angels, philosophers. friggin giant trolls.

You win the lottery and have to split 100 million between you and one other person you do not know personally, who is it?

someone with a good heart and extremely wealthy. however i would make it a contract deal where they would give me a percentage of equity in one of their major cash cows.

You're allowed to build a house any where in the world. Where do you build it?

Sweden

Your celebrity crush?

Shakira

If you could resurrect an extinct species, which would it be?

denisovans or neanderthals. the other two of human type species

If you could ask God but one question, what would it be?

why

If you were a great warrior from ancient times, which two weapons would you wield?

sword and shield

If you could teleport and return at will to any location in the world where would it be?

a tropical island with a tiki bar that serves mai tais 24/7 365.

Of all the creatures in myth, which one would you bring to life?

angels.

If you could be any animal for a day, what would you be?

a bird.

If you could be a famous person for a day, who would you be?

obama. and i would get myself impeached.

If you could alter your appearance to look like a model/celebrity, who would it be?

whoever the sexiest man alive was last year

You're a vampire that preys on the wicked for nourishment, do you live in a castle as a Lord, or do you hide in plain view at the Governor's mansion?

i want a castle, sorry voters.

If you could choose what your past life was and relive it, who are you?

John F. Kennedy. Just to see if I could dodge the bullet and change history.

A geni offers you one wish (you can't wish for more wishes) and one wish only, what do you ask for?

peace on earth

As King of your country, you have raised a mighty military, what is your most impressive piece of military hardware?

spider tanks. they're giant tanks that look like spiders. yea.

Of all the founding fathers, who is your favorite and why?

G. Washington. He was the most significant imo.

If you were chosen from a lottery of participants to go into space for three yrs, but you could only bring with you five articles of entertainment what would they be?

1-a DVR full of recordings of my favorite movies and shows

2-the largest flat screen on earth

3-a laptop with as many ebooks, documentaries, music and video games as it can hold

4-a deck of cards

5-a book of magic tricks involving cards

If you could date three famous people and decide upon which one to spend the rest of your life with, who would your choices be?

1-shakira

2-stana katic

3-teresa palmer

If you ran for president as a major contender, would you represent from the left, or the right?

overhand right

Make great music, or movies?

movies

Brains or balls (courage or intelligence)?

brains. courage gets you killed.

You eat magic mushrooms on a pizza. Suddenly you are aware there are mythical beings of nature all around you. They offer you power over the elements. Which do you choose: earth, air, fire, or water?

earth stops them all. earth damns water, snuffs fire, and blocks wind. beat that beeyatches.

You are fighting a world war on a planet ravaged by the horrors of military technologies. Do you fight from a giant humanoid robot with the most advanced weapon systems, or do you engage your enemy head on with a small fleet of smaller robots linked to your consciousness through neurological technologies? 

i want many me's. a swarm of me's flying around whoopin' tail would be sah-weet.

Would you rather have a mansion or a castle?

a castle

Would you rather have a UFO to take you to neighboring galaxies or a time machine that could move forward or backward in time?

a time machine would be safer, but then again seeing what's "out there" would be really amazing. idk, tough call. prob a UFO.

Invulnerability or immortality? (The difference being, even if you were invulnerable you would still age and die. Immortal, and you would never age but you could be physically killed)

immortal

Amazing body and kind of cute, or drop dead gorgeous with a decent frame?

the latter

You are lost in the woods and stumble upon a hole in the ground with a ladder covered in odd symbols. You find out, hell is real, and you have found the opening. Do you climb down and take a peak?

hell yea

A rope falls from the sky with a note attached. The note reads, "Come to heaven now. Leave it all behind for an executive suite, or die when it's your time cuz you suck." What do you do?

opt for the suite. f#ck it.

You are given the opportunity to become an Angel. The catch is, you must be willing to destroy as well as watch over the innocent? Do you accept the responsibility?

reluctantly. though i would be honored.

You are elected President of the United States. What would be your first priority?

restore the constitution.

You're given a week to live. You are forced to live it selfishly. What do you do?

write a badass bucketlist and have at it

If money grew on trees and only you knew about it, would you keep it a secret?

keep it a secret.

Would you rather live by a beautiful mountain, or by the ocean?

ocean

Skydive or Scuba?

scuba

Lost at sea with little hope of survival or lost in space with no hope for survival?

sea. space is just, nothingness... kinda sad.

Spring or fall?

spring for sure

Incredibly smart or incredibly funny?

smart usually pays better

If you could instantly download one skill into your brain, what would it be?

investment banking

You've discovered the fountain of youth. Would you keep it's waters a secret and live forever, or become extremely wealthy and settle for living several hundred years?

live forever!!