Dear CNN,

Let's be honest. You've had some problems lately and most people view your network as nothing more than an exploding dumpster fire. And they're right. You are a dumpster fire. But you don't have to be. Listen, since you're probably going to cut down on the Trump/Russia collusion stories and maybe lay off the doxing/blackmail business for awhile I figured some air time and column space are opening up, right? Well, you can't use that time and space for more stories about how good you think Obama looks in jeans because that's ridiculous and sad so that's where I come in! I don't want you to be upset that the Russia story isn't working out so I put together a list of leads that have everything to do with Russia. I hope this will cheer you up, motivate you to write real stories, and get you to stop publishing #FakeNews. Enjoy and you're welcome!

George Soros and the Oligarchs

    

George Soros is a great place to start because he's so evil and awful and everyone loves a good story about Satan - especially Satan's ties with the Clintons. You could start here, here, or here and if you still require more background information on Soros because, let's be honest, you never cover him, search Open Society Foundation, Media Matters, or Democracy Alliance. You could also read my post HERE which will provide you a fabulous background on Russia's early privatization program during which the Clinton administration, Harvard, George Soros (via USAID), the Russian mafia, and the oligarchs all took advantage. I know, I know, it's a lot of reading but I know you can do this, CNN. You owe us this much.

For an actual story I'm thinking you could go the Russian oligarch route because Western media usually only focuses on two narratives: Putin was in bed with them or Putin unjustly persecuted them. Instead, you should go with the truth: the oligarchs essentially pillaged Russia during the 1990s, the Clinton administration contributed to that fact, and then Putin put the oligarchs in their place after he was elected. And P.S. You might want to look into Al Gore and IBP International, too. You're welcome.

Then, if you really want to draw your readers in report on Soros' ties with Russian oligarch Boris Berezovsky and how Berezovsky was caught holding negotiations with Chechen warlords. Mention how he was probably financing "Shamil Basayev and Khattab in their separatist campaign," and then throw in the fact that the CIA was secretly funding the Chechen and Islamist terrorists for good measure. Your viewership is going to skyrocket! If nothing else, do you have a society column where you could report on Berezovsky's "boy's dinner" with Bill Clinton? I mean, everyone likes to keep up on the latest society gossip and just look at that garden party in the Hamptons where George Soros partied with Ivanka and Kushner. That was retweeted like a million times!

But I realize that Boris Berezovsky isn't everyone's cup of tea and that's probably because he was an angry, greedy, little man before he was murdered. So maybe you could do a story on Russian oligarch Vladmir Gusinky because this is a great story and you probably remember it. This poor, filthy rich, Russian schmuck was forced to hand over his news station, NTV, to the Russian government because Putin will do just about anything to shut dissenters up, am I right, CNN? I mean, even the U.S. government backed Gusinky up when former U.S. President Bill Clinton appeared on a Russian radio show while former U.S. Deputy Secretary of State Strobe Talbott stated, "There is a pattern here, and we have seen it for some time...It has a look and feel to it that does not resonate rule of law. It resonates ... intimidation." However, if you really want to take this story to the next level I suggest you mention that at the time the Russian government seized his network, Vladmir Gusinsky was in the process of selling it to none other than George Soros and Ted Turner. Oh, oops, Ted Turner. He's the founder of CNN, right? Yeah, you might want to skip that part. You have enough problems.

Let's move on to oligarch Mikhail Khodorkovsky because there's a lot of material here that you could use and it's all good stuff. Surely you remember this guy, yes? He was one of the "seven bankers" that made a deal with Yeltsin in order to get Yeltsin reelected in 1996, which, at that point, Khodorkovsky was worth $15 billion and one of the most powerful men in Russia, But a word of warning: I don't think you should let on that Khodorkovsky obtained that fortune through rigged auctions and the shady as f*ck loans for shares program during the 1990s. I mean, no need to be honest about everything, right?

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