Top 10 antifa gripes:

10. Wi-Fi access in BPD paddy wagons — very spotty.

9. Dry cleaner again disregarded instructions not to put @#$%&* starch on very cool official antifa-approved black mask!

8. Ayanna Pressley GoFundMe page doesn’t offer gift cards to NETA weed store in Brookline Village.

7. No CVS ExtraBucks discounts for pink, green, and purple hair dyes.

6. Amazon still not including seat-belt extenders with barrel shields for plus-size antifa comrades.

5. Grounded by Mom for making a mess in bathroom while filling urine bottle.

4. Vegan menu not yet available for service animals at South Bay House of Correction.

3. Forgot to recharge Mom’s Tesla and The Ride was too booked to provide transportation to the AmeriKKKA sucKKKs rally.

2. Grindr app won’t work at Nashua Street Jail.

1. Missed goatee-trim appointment because Judge Sinnott wouldn’t broom case.

You know, I can’t decide whether I want the spoiled brats to stage another temper tantrum or whatever you call an antifa shindig this weekend in Boston or not.

On one hand, the invasion of the couch potatoes really ties up traffic. On the other hand, the social media video is priceless — I can’t get enough of the BPD motorcycles with their sirens turned up, and the squirrelly hippie with the green hair first covering his ears and then running off.

“Make him stop, Mommy! Make the bad policeman stop hurting my ears!”

One of the social media captions on the videos says, “BPD trolls antifa.” OK, sure, but what do the non-working classes expect when they throw bottles of urine at the cops? Is that … trolling?

There’s an old saying: “Never let your mouth write a check your rear-end can’t cash.”

Only the word isn’t “rear-end.” And in this case, you can substitute “urine bottle” for “mouth.”

And then these trust-funders complain outside the courtroom that they got “pushed” by the cops. Only if you started it, Mr. Man Bun. Five-on-one is antifa fun. Mayor Marty Walsh should be embarrassed by his weasel words over the weekend not defending the cops.