No wonder Obama didn’t want to go to the border, and decided to fist bump a gay guy at an Austin, TX bbq joint. The border is no place for a metrosexual who’s only weapon is a 9-iron.

But while Obama chomped on a rib and downed a “brewski,” hundreds of Mexicans rioted at the southern border of the United States and rushed the guards.

As you can see, these people were ready to fight, and there is talk of this being a “dry run.” We may soon see how prophetic Taco Bell’s catchphrase is, as the Mexicans appear to be strategizing on a run for the border. As the saying goes, “It’s about to get serious up in here!”