I had the Fire dept and later police come out last year after being reported for having smoke come out of my chimney. My sec 8 neighbors obviously couldn't put this together hhahah.

The FD and cops demanded they needed in my house to see if there was a fire. I asked why and they said it was city liability issue.

I said listen you fu-kers, if my house was on fire I would be the first to let you in. A young cop (who murdered his wife weeks later) told me the constitution was 300 year old shit and I just needed to listen to him.

I did let them in an hour later because the FD ladder truck put a guy on my roof and said they would cut a whole in if I didnt let them in.