NRA Administration and Members,

By the power vested in me by GOD as His Christ, I hereby rule that 1.12.13 is the Judgment Day of every NRA administrator and member: you FAIL F. You have been found culpable in the death of every American by gunfire since the NRA was established.

Sentence: very bad luck for the rest of this life, then your eternal soul is forbidden to return as human for 6,660 years. You will be reincarnated as beef cows, pigs, and farm-raised turkeys for that duration.

Note: if anyone were to truly repent by turning in all their guns to the local police and disassociate from the NRA, and put this in writing, they would be eligible to request (in writing) a clemency hearing from this court. GOD and His Christ are just and forgiving.

- Brad Watson, Miami
Judge of all humanity