Venitism is a new libertarian paradigm, introduced by Basil Venitis, which integrates politics, economics, ethics, and spirituality.

Venitists follow the Venitis Laws:

Venitis Law of Black Hole: Taxation is armed robbery that feeds the black hole of political corruption; it’s the perfect index of corruption and tyranny. Only evil governments tax citizens.

Venitis Law of Constitution: The only purpose of a constitution is to protect the citizens from government abuse.

Venitis Law of Deep Throat: Armdoggles and boondoggles are initiated by deep throats of kickbacks.

Venitis Law of Democracy: Every democracy is eventually hijacked by rabblerousers, pullpeddlers, bumptious bugaboos, busybodies, butterbabies of familyocracy, statist drones, nabobs of nepotism, cranks of cronyism, pusillanimus pussyfooters, socialist sophists, and mafiosi.

Venitis Law of Depression: Only governments can cause economic depressions.

Venitis Law of Education: There is no direct relationship between education and schooling. You might be schooled but uneducated, and you might be educated but unschooled. State colleges are concentration camps for the drones of society. Internet is the best source of knowledge and information.

Venitis Law of Equality: Death is the only equalizer.

Venitis Law of Faith: Faith is retarded thinking that keeps you away from God. You have to become faithless, in order to start your journey to God! You have to discover God your own way without intermediaries.

Venitis Law of Government: The only purpose of government is to protect the citizens from criminals.

Venitis Law of Heroism: Entrepreneurs, innovators, and heretics are the real heroes.

Venitis Law of Inflation: Central banks cause inflation by circulating more money.

Venitis Law of Insurance: Citizens with proper individual retirement accounts and health savings accounts should be allowed to opt out of social security.

Venitis Law of Intervention: Any government intervention deteriorates an existing trend.

Venitis Law of Legislature: Parliaments should be abolished, because they continuously create laws that enslave citizens, constraint economic activity, loot producers, reward drones, and encourage political corruption.

Venitis Law of Misery: Throwing money to misery brings more misery.

Venitis Law of Parapolitics: All politicians practice parapolitics.

Venitis Law of Religion: Religious monopoly turns bishops to ayatollahs, and churches to Sodom and Gomor.

Venitis Law of Rule: Anarchy is the rule of gangs, infinitesimal government is the rule of law, and big government is the rule of the cancer of socialism.

Venitis Law of Spending: Third-party spending is the most inefficient spending.

Venitis Law of System: In the most efficient system, everything is private, there are no taxes at all, and an infinitesimal government is supported by donations.

Venitis Law of Unemployment: Unemployment is a minimum wage phenomenon.

Venitis Square Law: Political corruption is proportional to the square of the size of the government.

Venitis Tax Law: For each percent of lower taxes, the economy grows by at least four percent more.



Source: Forums.gr,, Jan 22 2007
By: Giorgos Papas