VIDEO: ISIS Members Attempting To Do Martial Arts Is Pathetic, Almost Sad

VIDEO: ISIS Members Attempting To Do Martial Arts Is Pathetic, Almost Sad

 February 22, 2015   
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The new boogey-man terrorist group known as “ISIS” or “Da`esh” depending on what part of the world you are in, is often thought to have very advanced tactical training. But this week they released the latest of their recruiting videos (video link above, and it revealed something very… different.

If you thought the G.I. Joe, jungle gym videos from Al-Qaeda looked tactically rookie, then you’re in for a real surprise when you watch the latest of what ISIS considers to be their top martial artists and tactical “stealth mode” jihadis.

One recruit can be seen in an almost amusing disguise… as a bush. Others bashed absurdly thin, and wide tiles over their heads, which looks less impressive than many drunken feats performed in bars across the United States on any given night.One scene shows recruits walking forward with rifles… and then squatting. Then they stand up again, walk forward and – wait for it – squat again.

The worst part is that the video is clearly their top-of-the-line propaganda material… but if this is the “best” they have to put on display, it seems unlikely that their “special forces” should be much of a threat to anyone.

In one portion of the video, for instance, ISIS recruits perform a forward roll while grabbing a machine gun off the ground. But they do this maneuver so incredibly slow and inefficiently that it would have been much quicker to sprint over and grab the weapon off the ground.

Take a look for yourself, and pass it on to someone you know who needs a good laugh!

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Good lord. The Mossad is slipping in their training.

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