ALERT! This just in; The Canadian government today, announced that it's changing it's emblem from a Beaver to a CONDOM, because it more accurately reflects the government 's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production , destroys the next generation , protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you're being screwed
A few months ago, I had the joy of performing with the world's first Audience Symphony Orchestra in San Francisco, a gathering of fans from all over North Am...