With the latest installment of the Terminator franchise upon us, it’s time to remind ourselves of just how many different movie bots have tried to wipe out the human race. 

These aren't just any old robots mind you. They aren't the ones that cause minor disturbances, like ED-209, Ash or Johnny 5. These are the world threats, the ones that could wipe us all out or destroy the human race's way of life. This list includes the ones that have threatened, the ones that have come close and the ones that have even succeeded but the one thing they all have in common, they’re all movie robots that have the potential to destroy us all.


’There was a nuclear war, a few years from now. All this, this whole place, everything, it’s gone... just gone.’

Starting with James Cameron’s iconic Terminators, we take a look at a group of bots that managed to pull off world destruction pretty damn efficiently, even if they’ve had to have a few attempts to make it happen. 

After Skynet went live it was game over for the human race. The machines stepped up and with a devastating first missile strike, putting all humans in their place beneath the metal heel of their endoskeletons, hunting us en masse with either giant Hunter Killers or more covertly with their disguises as human Terminators. The majority of the human race was wiped out with only small resistance groups forming in an effort to take our planet back.

What’s even worse is these bots have a secret weapon, something that could end this future war before it’s even begun: a time machine, to travel back in time and wipe out any human who might get in their way in the future. Let’s face it; they do their job pretty damn well.

’Listen, and understand. That Terminator is out there. It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.’

Our only hope: John Connor.

’I’m worried about Gort. I’m afraid of what he might do if anything should happen to me.’

                                                    
In 1951's The Day the Earth Stood Still, alien Klaatu’s travel mate, GORT did very little but stand still, fire a laser beam from his eye and ominously pose a threat. In the 2008 remake, the modern Gort’s body was made up of millions of little nano-bugs that swarmed America and destroyed everything in their path. Either way GORT does enough to show that if we did not heed Klaatu’s warning, this silent robot sidekick is going to hand the world’s ass to it.

What’s so devastating about GORT is that his one job seems to be to stop hostile, aggressive beings (in this case humans) from pushing their luck in the universal grand scheme of things. The only thing stopping him is Klaatu and us humans shot the guy the moment he stepped out of his ship. A great first impression.

’There’s no limit to what he could do. He could destroy the Earth.’

Our only hope: Klaatu barada nikto.

’Where are those Droidekas?’

The droid armies from the Star Wars prequels are arguably one of the least proven entries to this list, mainly due to the fact that every time we see Battle Droids, Super Battle Droids, Vulture Droids or Destroyer Droids in the Star Wars movies they lose a battle. 

Giving them the benefit of the doubt, they must be good for occupying whole planets, even if it’s on sheer numbers alone and in all honesty we've only ever seen these various clankers when facing off against highly skilled Jedi, so the odds are stacked pretty highly against them in regards to showing off what they were built to do.

So, despite their losing streak on film, their over the top comedy moments and their sheer inept nature, if they wanted to occupy the Earth, I’m pretty sure we’d lose.

’Roger Roger’

Our Only hope: A few Jedi.

’I must be, like, a malfunction magnet. Because your shit keeps malfunctioning around me.’/i]

In a world where robots are part of our everyday life, [i]I, Robotshows us that we’d never even suspect that the new shiny models, about to hit our stores would be the very robots to take over the planet, especially considering we had the three robot laws in place to prevent it ever happening.

1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

Unfortunately these laws and the interpretation of them by an artificially intelligent mind aren't as flawless as their human creators thought they would be. In fact they have caused these Apple Mac looking robots to turn on their red bulbs and go robo-nuts against the human race.

Strong, powerful, agile and working with a hive mind, these bots know everything from where we are to where we’re going and with their sheer worldwide numbers and the general human consensus that this could never happen, this would be a sleek, shiny judgement day that we never even saw coming.

’One defected machine is not enough for you. You need them all to be bad.’

Our only hope: A lethal dose of nanites.

’All Dalek saucers are now in strategic positions around the planet.’

Don’t judge these Doctor Who villains by their pepper shaker good looks and weapons that look like sink plungers. The Daleks will stop at nothing to exterminate each and every one of us.

They’ve attempted this sort of thing numerous times and proven to be efficient and emotionless in their work. Simply put, they hate us. There’s no reasoning with them, there’s no arguing your point and there’s no defence with our conventional weapons. 

Even if we did survive they’d have some plan revolving around turning us into robomen like they did in Invasion Earth 2150, so basically we’re screwed.

’Exterminate!’

Our only hope: The Doctor.

 


’Throughout human history, we have been dependent on machines to survive. Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony.’

With the back story of the Matrix franchise, we come across another set of bots that totally succeeded in their destruction of the human race as we know it and to rub salt in the wounds they keep us alive and use us as batteries.

After robots had taken over most of the tasks on our planet, humans had become lazy and dependent on their creations (‘and for a time it was good’). After a robot is destroyed for killing its abusive master all hell breaks loose in the worlds’ robot relationship. Taking up in their own nation, ‘Zero 1’ the bots soon start undermining the humans in the world structure and this soon leads to a world war between man and machine. Guess who wins.

The sentient machines in the Matrix movies have us all figured out. Take us, plug us in and keep us alive with the illusion of life in The Matrix. These are machines that have made all this look easy and even if a few humans have escaped they still have their swarming sentinels to track us down and finish us off.

’That is the sound of inevitability... It is the sound of your death... Goodbye, Mr. Anderson..’

Our only hope. A Chosen one.

REST OF 'EM