by Doc Vega
Jul 25
Captain Reality of 2023
How much we needed Captain Reality
In the year of 2023
With the DOJ considering Americans the enemy
Vengeance will come not surprisingly,
They all cry, “We are HAMAS!”
That is until Captain Reality gives a grenade a toss
All the self-proclaimed terrorists were lost
And it wasn’t due to a shortage of dental floss,
Two carjackers having such a good time
Captain Reality and his Ak-47 neutralize the slime
Paid rioters attacking police lines
While Captain Reality attaches Tasers to their spines,
Little wonder how he makes them whine!
As a sniper Captain Reality really shines
Picks off the ANTIFA thugs one at a time
Pulls back the trigger and shouts, “Now your mine!”
Illegal aliens flowing across the US border
But Captain Reality has his own orders
As he assembles a muzzle loaded mortar
Quickly turns the wave of criminals into disorder!
The drug cartel seems to be having their day
But, Captain Reality has come to play
He positions his M60 machine gun without delay
Bullet riddled drug dealers will be floating on the Rio Grande today,
Captain Reality how you make them pay
For it might as well be Satan to whom they pray
Was it plastic explosive that made that smoke so gray?
Captain Reality winks right back at you as if to say.
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Captain Reality 2023
by Doc Vega
Jul 25
Captain Reality of 2023
How much we needed Captain Reality
In the year of 2023
With the DOJ considering Americans the enemy
Vengeance will come not surprisingly,
They all cry, “We are HAMAS!”
That is until Captain Reality gives a grenade a toss
All the self-proclaimed terrorists were lost
And it wasn’t due to a shortage of dental floss,
Two carjackers having such a good time
Captain Reality and his Ak-47 neutralize the slime
Paid rioters attacking police lines
While Captain Reality attaches Tasers to their spines,
Little wonder how he makes them whine!
As a sniper Captain Reality really shines
Picks off the ANTIFA thugs one at a time
Pulls back the trigger and shouts, “Now your mine!”
Illegal aliens flowing across the US border
But Captain Reality has his own orders
As he assembles a muzzle loaded mortar
Quickly turns the wave of criminals into disorder!
The drug cartel seems to be having their day
But, Captain Reality has come to play
He positions his M60 machine gun without delay
Bullet riddled drug dealers will be floating on the Rio Grande today,
Captain Reality how you make them pay
For it might as well be Satan to whom they pray
Was it plastic explosive that made that smoke so gray?
Captain Reality winks right back at you as if to say.