A U. S. Navy destroyer stops four Mexicans in a row boat rowing towards California. The Captain gets on the loud-hailer and shouts, "Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?" One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up, and shouts, "We are invading the United States of America! to reclaim the territory taken by the USA during the 1800's." The entire crew of the destroyer doubled-over in laughter. When the Captain is finally able to catch his breath, he gets back on the loud-hailer and asks, "Just the four of you?" The same Mexican stands up again and shouts, "No, we're the last four. The rest are already there!"
One day a black nun was standing on the side of the road waiting for a cab.
A cab stopped and picked her up.
During the ride she noticed that the driver was staring at her.
When she asked him why, he said, “I want to ask you something, but I don’t want to offend you.”
She said, “You can’t offend me. I have been a nun long enough that I have heard just about everything.”
The cab driver then said, “Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun give me a blow job.”
She said, “Well, perhaps we can work something out under three conditions. You have to be single, you have to be Catholic and you have to have some crack for me to smoke”
Immediately the cab driver said, “Oh, yes! I’m single and I’m Catholic! And I have a crackpipe loaded up and ready to go!””
The nun said, “Okay, pull into that alley.”
The cab driver pulled into the alley and the nun went to work.
Shortly afterwards, the cab driver started crying.
The nun said, “My child, what’s the matter?”
He said tearfully, “Sister, I have sinned. I lied, I lied…I’m married and I’m Jewish!”
The nun replied, “That’s okay. My name’s Barack Obama, I’m high on crack and I’m on my way to a costume party!”
Four men were riding on a train together in the same compartment – a Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Khazar.
The Russian took a bottle of vodka out of his carry-on-luggage, poured some of it into a glass, drank it, and said, “In USSR, we have the best vodka in the world – nowhere in the world you can find vodka as good as the vodka we make in Russia. And we have so much of it that we can just throw it away…” Saying that, he opened a window in the train compartment and threw the entire bottle of vodka out of the window.
The three men were quite impressed that the Russian had thrown out the bottle of Russian vodka.
Then, the Cuban took out a beautiful box of Havana Cigars and removed the wrapper from one of them and lit it, and as he began to smoke he said, “In Cuba, we have the best cigars. Havana Cigars are famous all over the world and nowhere are there so many good cigars. And, we have so many of them that we can just throw them away…” Saying that, he threw out the entire box of Havana Cigars out of the window.
The three men gasped as they watched the Cuban throw out the box of cigars.
Just then, the American stood up, opened the window again, and threw the Khazar out of the window.
I find awkward comedy funny. The Campus Ladies established spoiling fun for Paige early on with this pilot and continue through the rest of the episodes.
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A U. S. Navy destroyer stops four Mexicans in a row boat rowing towards California.
The Captain gets on the loud-hailer and shouts, "Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?"
One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up, and shouts, "We are invading the United States of
America! to reclaim the territory taken by the USA during the 1800's."
The entire crew of the destroyer doubled-over in laughter.
When the Captain is finally able to catch his breath, he gets back on the
loud-hailer and asks, "Just the four of you?"
The same Mexican stands up again and shouts, "No, we're the last four.
The rest are already there!"
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One day a black nun was standing on the side of the road waiting for a cab.
A cab stopped and picked her up.
During the ride she noticed that the driver was staring at her.
When she asked him why, he said, “I want to ask you something, but I don’t want to offend you.”
She said, “You can’t offend me. I have been a nun long enough that I have heard just about everything.”
The cab driver then said, “Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun give me a blow job.”
She said, “Well, perhaps we can work something out under three conditions. You have to be single, you have to be Catholic and you have to have some crack for me to smoke”
Immediately the cab driver said, “Oh, yes! I’m single and I’m Catholic! And I have a crackpipe loaded up and ready to go!””
The nun said, “Okay, pull into that alley.”
The cab driver pulled into the alley and the nun went to work.
Shortly afterwards, the cab driver started crying.
The nun said, “My child, what’s the matter?”
He said tearfully, “Sister, I have sinned. I lied, I lied…I’m married and I’m Jewish!”
The nun replied, “That’s okay. My name’s Barack Obama, I’m high on crack and I’m on my way to a costume party!”
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Best I could do to remember it, lmao
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Four Men on a Train
Posted on October 12, 2017 by Hal Apeeno
http://fromthetrenchesworldreport.com/four-men-train/209619
Four men were riding on a train together in the same compartment – a Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Khazar.
The Russian took a bottle of vodka out of his carry-on-luggage, poured some of it into a glass, drank it, and said, “In USSR, we have the best vodka in the world – nowhere in the world you can find vodka as good as the vodka we make in Russia. And we have so much of it that we can just throw it away…” Saying that, he opened a window in the train compartment and threw the entire bottle of vodka out of the window.
The three men were quite impressed that the Russian had thrown out the bottle of Russian vodka.
Then, the Cuban took out a beautiful box of Havana Cigars and removed the wrapper from one of them and lit it, and as he began to smoke he said, “In Cuba, we have the best cigars. Havana Cigars are famous all over the world and nowhere are there so many good cigars. And, we have so many of them that we can just throw them away…” Saying that, he threw out the entire box of Havana Cigars out of the window.
The three men gasped as they watched the Cuban throw out the box of cigars.
Just then, the American stood up, opened the window again, and threw the Khazar out of the window.
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Someone made a spoof Biden site...The t-shirts can be purchased at Amazon.
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lolz.... I ordered one!!
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