When watching the TV used to be fun. The misadventures of Sheriff Lobo.

From the Wonderful World of the Internet:

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night and went to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."

"And what does that tell you?" enquired Holmes.

Watson pondered awhile then, still deep in thought, carefully and slowly enunciated his findings.

"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are a small and insignificant speck on His Great Creation. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Why, what does it tell you, Holmes?"

Holmes was silent for a moment, then spoke. "Watson, you dickhead. Some bastard has stolen our tent."

My wife asked me why I was whispering at home I said I was worried that Mark Zuckerberg was listening, She laughed. I laughed. Alexa laughed. Siri laughed..We all laughed...

LP, lol. Thnx. That was funny.

Absurdity gets a place in humor for me. This is so stupid its funny.

Guess you have to follow the link to see the video.

The internet is for women, men need to get back to work.

— Brittany Venti (@BrittanyVenti) January 22, 2020

This one really rings like a Lt. Corbis/Soph video before bannng her altogether on YouTube.
It illustrates the irony of the progressive Californians policies brought elsewhere in their flight from the hell hole they created. Enjoy. Faf.

I guess Emily Youcis was unavailable.

Netflix adaptation of the Moon Landing. pic.twitter.com/xGSk6LS6hK

— Andrew Turek (@TurekAndrew) May 4, 2020

Did you or did you not see a Swastica?

Replying to a scammer

This shouldn't be funny. It looks as though the lady was able to walk away. So it deserves a chuckle.

Breaking Bad's Bryan Cranston & Aaron Paul's "Barely Legal Pawn Shop"

watching this show the other day, i couldn't resist editing a clip. i added sound from scarface...Brainlet-Scarface.mp4

Brad Upton -Boomer Triggers Gen-Z Snowflakes

My take on John Podesta has been all wrong. He is actually very funny.

Cringe Panda releases another video in the vein of news update format.

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Kvetching Central

LMFAO

John Ross - How to Paint Like A Biden

ohn Ross - How to Paint Like Trump

Some funny shit here.

Pepe-Biden.mp4

“He wanted me to bake a cake with the words “DEATH TO ISRAEL” on the top in bold lettering,” Greenstein said. "He offered me extra money if I could put a few Jewish dead bodies on the sides. I thought it was offensive since I’m an Israeli Jew, so I politely declined.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/federal-judge-rules-that-jewish-baker-m...

Imagine fucking Eddy. Macron is Metal AF

>macron's "wife" is spending 5873 euros ($5873) every month on hair/makeup
imagine without it

These guys win the internet today from 4chan...

For me here is an example of an insufferable individual. This is funny to me.,

Reagan tells Soviet jokes

Am I the only one wondering about the irony of this story?

LOL! The winking toilet! Woo! That was funny af. In this video, the first part killed me.