I took my wife out for diner the other night to an expensive, high class restaurant.

As we scanned the over priced menu, the waiter walked up to take her order.

I told him that I wanted a t-bone steak cooked rare

He asked me, " Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"

I told him, "No, she can order whatever she wants..."

Awesome group Tommy! Thanks for the chuckles ;)

What are you saying Justin, too much doom...lol

Politically Incorrect Theater

If we lose our ability to laugh, have fun and enjoy life, then what the fuck are we fighting for in the first place?

I would much rather leave this planet with a smile on my face, a laugh in my gut and joy in my heart....all the while slipping on a banana peel and breaking my neck....

You might be a redneck if...

half the stuff in your home came free with the other half.

you get a clear picture only when the cat sits on the tv

someone knocks on your front door and your backdoor rattles (lol)

trick or treaters skip your home

you can name the entire cast of the dukes of hazard but not your congressmen

the liquor store owner gives you a ride home (original)

you might be a redneck if you are looking at your family tree and there is a tire swing hanging from it

Two preachers were standing beside the highway holding a huge banner that read, "THE END IS NEAR...TURN YOURSELF AROUND"

An 18 wheeler came barreling down the roadway and upon seeing the sign, the driver pulled his air horn while giving the preachers the finger.

He passed them and went around the sharp curve when shortly there came the sound of screeching brakes, crashing metal and a loud explosion.

One preacher looked to his partner and asked, "Do you think we should have wrote bridge is out instead?"

My son turned me on to he Lonely Island and I love these guys....

More from The Lonely Island

Rick Santorum interpereted by bad lip reading.

This old man was shuffling down the street with his walker when he happened upon a young and attractive lady of the evening. Feeling a tiny spark of his youth he ask the hooker how much it would cost him for a good time.

The hooker replied, " Old man...you've had it!"

The old man then replied, " Oh....how much do I owe you?"

Sanford and Son: Fred Sanford, Legal Eagle http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mv3DPP9UWBI
Politically Incorrect Theater

Damn that is old school sit com

Old and good. Today, Redd prob get arrested for the one liner he says in the courtroom scene... :) so politically incorrect :)

lmao Tommy thanks for the invitation to the chuckle hut ..  laughter is good for the heart & the very best medicine 

My all time favorite sit com moment in TV history,,,I hope you get the Shatner/ Lithgow connection in this scene

embedding-is-not-a-crime:)

Two Zionists walk into a bar dressed as Muslims.....

TommyD, if you haven't seen this movie, you must...

one word..fascinating...

http://gawker.com/5886624/japanese-fart-scrolls-are-the-best-scrolls

Japanese fart battle scrolls

in honor of our last couple of spammers :)

The Onion - Netanyahu Feeling Like Trip To US To Start World War II...

Trailer Park Boys

LIE DETECTOR ROBOT

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it out at dinner one night.
The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.
The son says, "I did some schoolwork." The robot slaps the son.
The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."
Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"
Son says, "Toy Story." The robot slaps the son.
Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn."
Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was."
The robot slaps the father.
Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."
The robot slaps the mother.

Robot for sale.

Four men, an Engineer, an Accountant, a Chemist and a Government Worker were bragging about how smart their dogs were.
To show off, the Engineer called to his dog and said, "T-Square, do your stuff."
T- square trotted over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen and promptly drew a circle, a square and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart. But the Accountant said his dog could do better. He called his dog and said, "Slide Rule, do your stuff."
Slide Rule went out into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies each. Everyone agreed that was good. But the Chemist said his dog could do better. He called his dog and said, "Measure, do your stuff."
Measure got up, walked over to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop. Everyone agreed that was good. Then the three men turned to the Government Worker and said, "What can your dog do?"
The Government Worker called to his dog and said, "Coffee Break, do your stuff."
Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, dumped on the paper, molested the other three dogs, claimed he injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in for Worker's Compensation and went home on sick leave.

Herbert The Pervert TROLLING in Black Ops 2

Michelle Obama's Class Reunion Pic

STOP MILEY!!!

Ninja Melon

The Truth About Miley Cyrus!

The "Green Room" featuring Roseanne Barr, Sandra Bernhard, Patrice O'neal, and Bob Saget