40,000 New Laws 1-1-2011
That's right.
As of the first of this year between local, state and federal governments we are now governed by 40,000 more laws. They cover everything from texting to tanning.
You see, Americans aren't capable of exhibiting controlled or proper behavior and the nanny state deems it necessary to restrain our actions.
It's all by design.
In 2050 their'll be laws regarding what time you awaken, how long you brush your teeth, condom disposal and the number of snow flakes allowed to fall on a particular spot.
With weather control that last one is a no-brainer.
Peace
As of the first of this year between local, state and federal governments we are now governed by 40,000 more laws. They cover everything from texting to tanning.
You see, Americans aren't capable of exhibiting controlled or proper behavior and the nanny state deems it necessary to restrain our actions.
It's all by design.
In 2050 their'll be laws regarding what time you awaken, how long you brush your teeth, condom disposal and the number of snow flakes allowed to fall on a particular spot.
With weather control that last one is a no-brainer.
Peace
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Comment by Jeff on January 3, 2010 at 11:58am
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Zensaber, drugs get a bad rap.
Lipitor and Astrazeneca I can do without. LSD and marijuana are fine.
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Comment by Zensaber on January 3, 2010 at 9:08am
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It will be like in the 1984 film where the screen will tell you when to wake up, and what to do, and when. Or brain chips will just completely control us while we're all messed up on drugs, docile drone workers.
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Comment by Cathi Luytjes on January 3, 2010 at 12:30am
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Actually I'm all for the law on condom disposal. When one of my goldens was a puppy I took her to a park and she found a washcloth laying on the ground. She knocked it over and low and behold, there amongst the entire land for all to view in wonderment (!!!) was a used condom in the ever popular color of Electric Blue!! Puppy goes for the condom, I go for the puppy, and the chase is on. She ate the damned condom and I rushed her to the vet. They couldn't get her to vomit so we had to wait it out and hope she would be fine. She was fine, but I really, really, really don't want to go through that again!
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