Thugs from Venezuela have commandeered an apartment

Captain Reality stashes a car bomb in their glove compartment

To the locals it’s an explosion heaven sent

Captain Reality smiles in contentment,

Some thugs are conducting drive by’s on the avenue

Captain Reality tosses a grenade in the rear window for some human barbecue

The drug cartels are dealing drugs on the street corner

Captain Reality will soon send them to the county coroner,

Illegals mobbing police officers in New York City

Captain Reality targets them with a sub machine gun having no pity

An MS-13 gang member beats his wife

Comes at Captain Reality with a knife,

Captain Reality disarms the fool with a choke hold

Drowns him head first in a toilet causing his legs to fold

Captain Reality once again saves the day

The evil and unjust will pay,

A corrupt judge sitting in a district court

Under the delusion he’s in an impenetrable fort

Captain Reality tosses onto to the bench a can of mace

The judge is dragged away with a red swollen face!

Illegals overwhelming the border guard

Little do they know they’re going to get hit hard

A flame thrower will leave them badly charred

Captain Reality strolls away without a scar!