DIVORCE AGREEMENT
Dear, Rothschild’s, Rockefellers, and any other low life’s and Obama supporters.
"We have stuck together for sometime, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce.
I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course.
"Our two ideological sides of Canada and America and the world cannot and will not ever agree on what is right so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our separate ways."
Here is a model separation agreement:
"Our two groups can equitably divide up the world by landmass each taking a portion. Those of us that want clean food, water, and democracy will take the land.
Those of you that feel your need to pollute create war, and over throw other free nations through lies can move to the moon.
This will be the difficult at first for you because you never worked for anything just stole from the people, but it will be a good learning experience.
Do not think we will let you go empty handed we will ensure you have lots of supplies, we will clean up Wal-Mart, and grocery stores, and ship your fluoride, aspartame, GMO food and vaccines that we have no need for.
I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement since we have been patient in hoping you would grow up and learn to live life in peace with the rest of us.
After that, it should be relatively easy!
"Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes."
Here's how:
1) We don't like illegal taxes so will keep them; you can tax yourself, will look after our selves and ensure social programs are there for all.
2) You are welcome to your corrupted judges and the CIA.
3) Since you hate guns, but like war, we'll take our firearms, create our own police force that protects the people, you can have the Black ops and some of your puppet commanders in the military.
4) You can keep any an all of your so called wonder drugs created for us, and tell us how they work for you, get back to us in 15 years.
5) We will keep the, corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Walmart and Wall Street as we actually own them. You RENT is DUE.
6) You can have an unarmed tour guide around the world to all the nations that you have destroyed through years of oppression on us. See we actually do care,
7) We'll keep the honest people trying to make other peoples lives better, and even our rednecks.
8) We'll keep working for better things and give you NBC and Hollywood and Dick Cheney.
9) You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to peaceful negotiations.
10) You can have Monsanto and the clean up of the middle east of depleted uranium, and any where else you have littered your poisons.
11) We'll keep our values.
12) You are welcome to Rockefeller’s, Queen, and royalty figures because we don’t need them.
13) You can also have the U.N., but we will no longer be paying the bill, in return be sending you a bill, for your blunders with our money.
14) We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars, but we will convert them into electric and greener technology.
15) You can take every toxic dump you created and stick it where the sun don’t shine, but you have 48 hours to have your shit off our land.
16) You can give everyone of your so called Elite healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors.
17) We'll continue to believe healthcare is a right and not a luxury.
18) We'll keep the spirit of freedom alive, and teach a new way of education that benefits all.
19) I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "organic food for melamine." "I'd Like to Teach the World to live in peace," "You can have your New World order behind bars."
20) We'll remove trickledown economics and you can give trickle up poverty your best shot to your friends, and family.
21) Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our land, and you can have the Rothschild’s, Bush’s, and even the Clintons.
"Would you agree to this? If so, please get back to us ASAP, because our patience with you has reached its end.
In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you will be much happier, with out you stealing from us, and your greed and you will be able to kill each other off since that’s what you been doing for so long to us. If you do start to turn against each other please send tickets if you stage Bush VS Cheney.
Oh which one of us will need whose help in 15 years, after we clean up your mess?
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