Reasons for my insomnia?

Russia, Ukraine, war, etcetera

While on a shopping spree in Romania

She had a case of schizophrenia,

They say the girls are pretty in Slovenia

Though I’d rather boogie in Lithuania

Though I hear they suffer from cases of mania

The Goths know how to party in Transylvania,

Pardon my indiscretions in Hungary

The radiation at Chernobyl has overcome my Canary

This has all made me a bit wary

Though I find Marxism quite contrary,

Though the sinking of Russian ships in the Black Sea

May not be what they appear to be

As they pound Kiev endlessly

Putin’s whipping boy apparently,

So it’s clear to the DOD

Bio weapons labs are the craze to be

Time to capture more Eastern Bloc countries

Causing NATO and Biden more anxiety,

I had a nervous breakdown in Bulgaria

Though Donetsk would be my choice for malaria

Although Covid makes a popular rhapsody

Famine has become the preferred scarcity,

Missiles for breakfast and missiles before bed

Making sure all at the hospitals are dead

That the media remains intentionally misled

Just as long as the beef remains grass fed,

Reasons for my insomnia?

Russia, Ukraine, war, etcetera

While on a shopping spree in Romania

She had a case of schizophrenia.