It seems to me that in this 21st century ALL we get from the US government is a wide variety of suppositories to alleviate our discomfort.

Coming soon we'll have the Iraq Suppository, the Afghanistan Suppository and very soon, the Iranian Nuclear Suppository. We shouldn't have voted with our asses in our hands for the past 100 years.

The Real I.D. Program is ancient history. It's no longer needed.

We'll soon have Predator Drone Nano-Insects flying up our rectums sending back to Big Brother everything we ate during our last meal, to be carefully examined so as to be absolutely certain that each one of us has had our Minimum Daily Requirements of Aspartame, BHT, Bisphenol-A and Genetically Modified Foods.

We're living in the New Enlightened Age.

Bottom's Up!