Hundreds Blinded by Sunlight Reflecting Off Pasty White Oregonians

Doctors are warning thousands of people in Oregon are at risk of going blind due to bright sunlight reflecting off pasty white Oregonians. Doctors are claiming today over 460 people in the Northwest have already gone blind with summer approaching soon.

Authorities have issued a warning under no circumstances, do not look directly at a pasty Oregonian in the sunlight, as the reflective surface of their bodies will put you at immediate risk of going blind.

“You might as well just stare at the sun for awhile”, doctors told us. “Oregon bodies just aren’t designed to be exposed to direct sunlight like this. And it’s not just Oregon, Washingtonians are equally at risk. By midsummer, we could potentially see thousands of victims in the northwest losing most, if not all of their eyesight.”

 

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Hardly visible, this photo captures a pasty Oregonian sunbathing.

And that’s not the only thing to be alarmed about this summer. Due to the fact sunlight is so rare in the green state most of the year, Oregon men have spent a lot of time inside carefully cultivating large, pasty moobs in almost total darkness. Pasty moobs can be extremely traumatizing, and in some cases even requiring years of intense therapy thereafter.

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Man wearing welder glasses to protect his eyes from pasty Oregonians.

If you’re out on the town or on the water and have no choice but to look a pasty Oregonian, or even worse an Oregonian with pasty moobs, authorities are highly suggesting welder goggles to protect your eyes.

Authorities have also put out a warning to keep your children at home, while your favorite local swimming hole has been plagued with white trash smoking cigarettes and drinking Four Lokos—arguing about random nonsense with their significant others.

Do you know anyone who has been a victim of moob-blindness? Let us know in the comments below.

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Comment by James Roberts on August 30, 2019 at 3:58pm

Bac k in the day of VHS tapes, there was a redhead adult actress who went by the name of Flame. She was so pale (like the redhead in the 2nd pic), that when the camera was pointed at her in a certain way, it whited out the whole screen, like it had been pointed at the sun.  Maybe that's why ANTIFA covers up in black, they're so White they might blind each other otherwise.

Comment by Ragnarok on August 28, 2019 at 6:45pm

I'm so white i blind air traffic :-P. On the other hand, look on the bright side, there's always a FEMA casket waiting for someone's sorry ass.

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