I'm Joining The NWO, Part Time
That's right! I'm joining the NWO as a part-time employee guaranteed a minimum of $13 an hour here in my home state of Minnesota. It's easy and you too can learn to hold this lucrative position. It doesn't require brains or brawn so even stupid people and wimps can participate. Sometimes I'm both.
It doesn't require a high school diploma, a college degree or an advanced educational experience. In fact, you don't even have to know how to read and write but it does help. If you can lift a number 2 pencil and make a scratch, you're government material suited specifically for this job.
Yup, you guessed it, or maybe you didn't. I'm applying to be a part-time Census worker in Minnesota. Don't shoot me if I knock on your door. I'll be the guy with long hair and the long beard.
This is not me but a facsimile of me in several weeks without a haircut of course. I won't cut my hair or shave. I'd rather die. Sorta like gun owners with their guns. Did I mention, please don't shoot me if I knock on your door?
It doesn't require a high school diploma, a college degree or an advanced educational experience. In fact, you don't even have to know how to read and write but it does help. If you can lift a number 2 pencil and make a scratch, you're government material suited specifically for this job.
Yup, you guessed it, or maybe you didn't. I'm applying to be a part-time Census worker in Minnesota. Don't shoot me if I knock on your door. I'll be the guy with long hair and the long beard.
This is not me but a facsimile of me in several weeks without a haircut of course. I won't cut my hair or shave. I'd rather die. Sorta like gun owners with their guns. Did I mention, please don't shoot me if I knock on your door?
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Comment by Jeff on December 3, 2009 at 1:29am
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Nope, totally honest here. If the Census Bureau hires me I'll make $13/hr for 7-8 weeks. That's over $3640.00 dollars and it means I'll have a new Playstation and several games, like Modern Warfare, Left For Dead, Battlefield, Ratchet and Clank and many others. And I'll be THRILLED.
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Comment by youhavetoforgiveme on December 3, 2009 at 12:47am
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lol...I like the analogy-- like gun owners and their guns.... And good man...no giving up your integrity :)
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Too funny! Can't do that, they're paying for my honesty and integrity; even if they're all criminals I have to maintain my self-esteem and integrity.
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