I'm Your Host here on a completely new program. We call it One Step Too Far! Join us now for some interesting stories of stupidity and outright hypocrisy! 

I love the way you ran over those "No Kings" protesters and the looks of surprise on their idiotic faces!

Just waiting for the fentanyl to take effect. The drug dealer with a heavy Mexican accent told me it will take care of all my worries! 

Mom, it says here that because of the Democrat open borders policy that Chinese spies have infiltrated our society. They could even be working as employees in the private sector! 

I think after that smoke bomb goes off in the middle of the drag queen story time event, most parents will think twice about bringing their kids to such Tom Foolery and I'll get a big belly laugh out of it! 

Some asshole towing a banner from his Bi-Plane that reads ANTIFA is throwing manure down at us! 

Damn, that couldn't be Santa it's the middle of May! Got to be a cross dresser in an ultra-light! 

Dear, did I ever tell you that the coffee you brew tastes like shit?

Have you had enough yet? Well, in that case we'll just keep on going! 

As the gubernatorial candidate for the state of California, I propose free birthday cake for all birthright illegals, free urine showers for all kinky weirdos, and a free no go to jail pass for rapists and murderers, but I think your previous governor already provides that! 

I'm not sure what time I entered through the Men in Black porthole, but I decided to go against the normal dress code! So, you recently reported a UFO sighting? Please describe what you saw! 

I can't take it anymore, conservatives and their common sense and upholding law and order in a civil society! I'm just going to burn down my damn house!

Honey, I promise I will never allow you to go another Hunter Biden sleep over party again! No matter how much money he pays us! And no more showers with the "Big Buy" either! 

You're going to do what with my panties? But, this is just our first date. 

You have no idea what this man is capable of. Why, in a few short years, He'll be flying around in a UFO with a pointed eared hob goblin as his First Officer! 

Yeah, I know I have a gas problem. Just leave me alone and let me deal with it! 

One of my fondest memories getting a million bucks of taxpayer money from that USAID scam, and getting clean away with it. Maybe next time I'll dip my wick again!

I swear to God Baby! That female robot meant nothing to me nothing! She just can't do it like you do! 

I know how to trick these damn stupid Democrats! After I shoot someone, I'll just blame it on the gun and then agree with them that we need to ban all guns to keep more shooting deaths from happening! After all it's the gun's fault! They're doing all the killings!  

You've always insisted on hanging around with those stupid radicals putting their dumbass ideas in your head! Now you listen to me Alexandria Ocasio Cortez! 

 You expect me to go to the authorities to confess that I fabricated false charges against President Trump? No damn way! I'd rather just leave the country like all the rest of the Hollywood celebrities! 

Captain, you're going to change course for Venezuela so we can pick up a load of fentanyl or my name isn't Colonel Klink! You got that Mister?

I don't know if you've had enough of One Step Too Far, but I damn sure have! Join us on another day for One Step Too Far! Goodnight.