Lost in the Modern Day Twilight Zone

Imagine if you will a society of conformists we call sheep and their pathetic existence.

I keep having visions of Joe Biden going up in a mushroom cloud of a meth crystal explosion.

My crowning glory at Twitter was cutting off President Trump's account! Now only idiots like me can speak

Due to the job labor shortage I got this job even though my third eye bugs people!

Seducing men is so easy! Especially when they're Democrat Congressmen who hate their country!

I contnually ask myself why did I create this series when the real world is even more screwed up! 

You mean you like skipping around in the Ukraine on drugs and dodging bullets? 

Damn it! I knew she was a robot, but she treated me better than any woman I ever knew! 

What do you mean Hunter got hold of more crack and little kids? It was your job to guard him! 

Now if I take that million dollar bribe from China do I  really care if America goes to hell? Hmmmm

Okay God we Democrats got the message we screwed up! Now can you send some manna?

Wow! Is that a UFO or Hunter Biden's crack pipe exploding?

You tried to turn me into a girl so I'm going to put you in my dinosaur TV show and let them make lunch out've you!

Damn it I told President Biden that Putin was bluffing! Boy, life is going to suck now! 

Wait a minute you said the plastic surgery would make you into a ravashing beauty! What the hell happened?

I've heard about you Planned Parenthood abortionists you're hands are so strong! 

Sorry Nancy but you're always gone on Capitol Hill at the House! I just had a few too many before driving!

Did you dipwads really think we were going to stop with the fetal baby parts? Now you're next! 

Wow! Plant based meat with a hint of soy extract! I can feel the gas building up now! 

I thought when we left San Francisco we could get away from all the excrement  and tent cities but now in LA!

Get Joe Biden in here! I need to tell that dummy what to do next! 

This was my brother but after the Covid 19 vaccination things didn't go too well for him! 

We complied with the mask mandate just like you said for us to do! Look what happened! 

Well, I bet you people have had enough of this crap! Think I'll go home and pound a fifth of scotch and try to forget!