By the time I crawled out of my wishing well

Lost my grip and stumbled into your living hell

It’s about time that you came out of your shell

Will you hear words of the wise only time will tell?

Didn’t mean to rain on your parade

Over all those false promises that you made,

Just when I thought I could see daylight

Thinking everything might turn out right

Although I was blindsided in the night

Forgive me if I seem a bit erudite,

                 Didn’t mean to rain on your parade               

Over all those false promises that you made,

As each moment is unfurled

I see the lobotomized by this savage world

Just another killer asteroid has been hurled

Her necklace was so finely pearled,

I’ve got a signed decree from Mars

The Red planet that could leave scars

Like a child gazing at the stars

Give me my tenth vaccination for Sars!

Didn’t mean to rain on your parade

Over all those false promises that you made,

All my sins have been coming home to me

When all I wanted was just to be free

In this court of fools I will make my plea

Measuring Rads at the Trinity Site with a cup of tea.