My book - coming out soon! I need support, and pesos!

No No No - not asking for OBAMA-pesos, from anyone... but when book comes out, very $$low priced, so even us FOOD STAMP FREE LUNCH internet monkeys can afford it (!) please save your pfennings and purchase one !!!! details soon!!!!

a free sample...

regards and power to the people and munchkins...and Bobbsey Twins and all that...


Spanish: The insidious language has crept up on us unassumingly and relentlessly in the US. Now us unwitting Americans (yes I refer to the English-speaking AMERICAN minority) are bombarded, bombasted, and bebunked with an onslaught of español language on everyday forms, signs and placards: from bank deposit tickets to menus in restaurants. Note the prevalence of español -speaking television, which feature yitter-yattering hyper-chihuahua-type-lingua personae, as negatively opposed to the slow sonorous earthy mellow tones of the brotherly Black television. The Brothers probably be legally doped up from, yes - Big Pharma. Ai-ya-yi!! Make it stop! Viva la ‘soul train!’ I love it: the ‘Frito Bandito’ commercials were removed, because of ‘ethnic stereotype protests!’ !Ai carumba! Holy shit, Batman!

Aye, yii, yii, yiiii, I am dee Frito Bandito
Aye, yii, yii, yiiii, I am dee Frito Bandito
I like Frito's Corn Chips. I love them, I do.
I want Frito's corn chips. I'll take them, from you.

These lyrics were later amended to the below:

Aye, yii, yii, yiiii, oh, I am the Frito Bandito
Aye, yii, yii, yiiii, oh, I am the Frito Bandito
Give me Frito Corn chips and I'll be your friend
The Frito Bandito you must not offend

These lyrics were amended because of complaints from the Mexican-American Anti-Defamation Committee (who the ‘ell are these guys? Tax-exempt, I will bet my last pair-of-highly-collectable Unibomber shorts.) What are these jackasses sitting around watching TV commercials for? Don’t they get the freekin’ español channel? Isn’t there enough to do in Mexico with civil rights? Cripes - Mexico is a free-citizen’s and a voter’s nightmare; and these guys are up here feeding on tax-exemptions, and yelling about a frigging cartoon! A cartoon that is used in a stupid snack food commercial, none the less! ..............etc.....thank you!

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Comment by Central Scrutinizer on January 26, 2011 at 10:45am
PS: for anybody curious...the voice was the great Mel Blanc (bugs bunny, Sylvester, puddy tat, porky, etc)
Comment by Central Scrutinizer on January 26, 2011 at 10:42am

Hate to date myself, but i remember the original song...and also the rubber eraser pencil topper shaped like Paco that came w/ every multi-pack of fritos.....w00t!!......still got one w/ a 1966 date ;)

 

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