Natural Law in Action
1. Law of Mechanical Repair – After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch, and you’ll have to pee.
2. Law of Gravity – Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the universe.
3. Law of Probability – The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
4. Law of Random Numbers – If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal; someone always answers.
5. Variation Law – If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now.
6. Law of the Bath – When the body is fully immersed in water, the phone will ring.
7. Law of Close Encounters – The probability of meeting someone you know INCREASES dramatically when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
8. Law of the Result – When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, IT WILL!!!
9. Law of Bio-mechanics – The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
10. The Coffee Law – As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss (or your wife) will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
11. Murphy’s Law of Lockers – If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent locker.
12. Law of Physical Surfaces – The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.
13. Law of Logical Argument – Anything is possible especially IF you don’t know what you are talking about.
14. Law of Physical Appearance – If the clothes fit, they’re ugly.
15. Law of Public Speaking- A closed mouth gathers no feet!
16. Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy – As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it OR the store will stop selling it!
17. Doctors’ Law – If you don’t feel well, make an appointment with the doctor, by the time you get there, you’ll feel better. But don’t make an appointment and you’ll stay sick.
Comment
"Destroying the New World Order"
THANK YOU FOR SUPPORTING THE SITE!
Latest Activity
- Top News
- Everything
Why Did We Americans Become so Cynical? At Least Those Who Think
Cynicism is a form of counter intelligence. It materializes when the general public has been…See More
PROJECT BLUE BEAM of NASA (full video link on description)
CLICK HERE FOR FULL VIDEO: https://youtu.be/d8imxCp-Cfc------------------------^^^^^^^^^^^^^^#projectbluebeam #bluebeam
a soon shit
"lol at first I thought this was an acronym or phase meaning an urgent trip to the lavatory but alas…"
Europe will be an Islamic Muslim State
සිංහලෙන් කියවන්න http://sinhalabuddhist.comSlavery, Terrorism and Islam: The Historical Roots and Contemporary Threat.. Adapted from Dr. Peter Hammond's book...
A conversation with Charlotte Iserbyt
“The Deliberate Dumbing Down of America — A Chronological Paper Trail”, will change forever the way you look at your child’s education. Written by whistleblo...
Realizations
Used to think I had something special to bringThat I was seeing what others weren't seeingThe…See More
"I forget some written language reads from right to left. The various calendars used up to now from…"
"Sounds like a bioweapon"
"cheeki kea Thank you so much your words are always inspirational. But, when the word joy…"
"Spoken like a true poet. I wanted to reply to your comment but had to think on it for awhile. My…"
"Thanks for reply Burbia. Language wise there appears to be Hungarian sub branch component to it…"
Passing Strange- Keys/ It's Alright
I do not own the rights to this video... But it is Helluva awesome.
© 2025 Created by truth.
Powered by
You need to be a member of 12160 Social Network to add comments!
Join 12160 Social Network