In order that we find the truth we must dare to take that One step Beyond!

You know in the future you Confederates are going to be blamed for racism, slavery, the KKK, and just flat being stupid while we Yankees make up all the bullshit lies.

This is the closet of Kamala Harris, a promiscuous California politician who is now somehow running for the presidency without having to be elected with one vote. Man are the bones rattling in here! 

If I have to hear how stupid Kamala Harris is again I think I'll go mad! Ha! But, I did sneak a tampon out of the boy's restroom! 

Yuh, know I like they way you ran over those climate protesters back there and the surprised look on their stupid faces!

If you're going to vote for the Democrats I think it's time for you to get your shit together.

Is it rue that you Chinese Communists put lead paint on kid's toys and steal US military and industrial secrets?

Damn! I never thought that a flight on a Boeing passenger jet would end up for me like this! 

My Dear don't you understand that nothing is meant to make sense anymore from tampons in the boy's restroom to whores running for the presidency! 

Just got a call from the Secret Service. I hear another assassin missed again! Why must it be so difficult? Could God be protecting him?

Now Hunter says everything will be alright. Just take puff from his pipe and you won't remember a thing that happens after that! 

Haven't we all heard that bullshit before? But we know we've taken that One Step Beyond!

What the hell were you doing with my tampons? Have you gone mad?

Ooh! You're pretty stiff for a scarecrow! Kamala told me you're just the kind of employer I should seek!

Did I ever tell you that you look good in a woman's skirt?

I'm headed over to Xi Ji Ping's for dinner and to discuss US military secrets I'll see you later back at the DNC sucker. Joe said "Hi".

Well, I'm sure you've had enough of this insanity by now! Until next time when we take that One Step Beyond!