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Comment by CHUCK W. on June 13, 2010 at 4:42pm

Nikki, five gold stars!!!!
my sunday morning rant,
I went to visit my kids this week. While they sat at the picnic table I took
my usual after eating nap.
As I seemed to doze off in a blissful sleep, the children
started to discuss funeral plans for when I depart.

One wanted to spend Three hundred dollars for a coffin, a second thought a
plain wooden box would do, and the third was even ready to dump my
remains into a paper sack. All agreed there was no reason to spend much
money, as I would never know the difference.

I stirred. Having heard every word, I thought it was time to set the
record straight. "Children," I said, "I've never told you this and
never wanted to, but I can't go to my final resting place with this
burden. My darling children, your mother and I were never married."

My son was aghast. "You mean we're....."

"Yup," said I, "And cheap ones too!"

Comment by Nikki on June 13, 2010 at 4:38pm

No, Chuck, that would be murder!