Do not attempt to adjust your TV! We will control the horizontal! We will control the vertical! So sit quietly for the next hour as you experience the awe inspiring mystery into the Outer Limits! 

I swear I didn't mean to assault that ICE agent it was just an automatic robotic response! 

I just deposited millions in offshore accounts for you Democrats! Now get back out on the streets and give those ICE agents hell while I payoff the mainstream media talking heads! 

Aw! I've finally come up with the right meth amphetamine serum to keep our rioters in Minneapolis going for days out there in the sub zero temperatures! 

Damn it! The FBI found the millions we had stashed in the Somali banks! Using their drones? I need to get on Signal Chat and warn everyone! 

Governor Walz holds a press conference denouncing President Trump and ICE as multi-billion dollar fraud by the Somalis and the governor's staff have been exposed.

Three of Tim Walz's body guards confront a news reporter who has uncovered fake Somali businesses that have been embezzling billions of taxpayer dollars! 

Thanks to the new generations of Dupont pesticides a new super intelligent ant hybrid has evolved and is resistant to the crop insecticides! 

So you expect me to seduce all the Republican leaders in order to turn them against President Trump?

I have a new street weapon for you ICE protesters to use against federal officers! 

Joe Biden still attempting to find his ass with a map! 

As I look on ANTIFA and BLM are entering a church ready to worship the gospel! Strike that! They're raising hell and using obscenities! Such true Democrat warriors!

Yes! I admit I got the new Pfizer flu shot! If you have anything to say about it just step on up! 

Damn these invasive species like the Chinese Carp and the Burmese Pythons were one thing but these bastards are a real nuisance! 

This extraterrestrial being is communicating! He's saying that we human beings are full of shit! 

Come on Mom and Dad, can't I keep this genetically mutated specimen? I know it's kinda weird but I think it's cute! 

I just developed this street legal non-lethal weapon we can use against ICE! It causes instantaneous diarrhea! 

Once again when Joe Biden is asked to comment on the situation in Minneapolis he laughs thinking no one figured out he had just filled his adult diapers again in public! 

Another Flu Shot patient testifies that Moderna's vaccine is completely harmless except for some side effects 

As I try this new liquid meth amphetamine concoction myself, until next time when we take another insane journey into the Outer Limits!