She’s Monkey Branching

Here she comes she’s monkey branching to me

Monkey branching from another man to be free

She’s on her way no reason to commit or stay

She’s monkey branching it’s always been her way,

She’s monkey branching to me

She’s all too easy you see

It’s time to shake her down from her tree

If I give in she’ll make a victim of me,

Monkey branching sounds like a joke

Made up of mirrors and smoke

All the hearts that she broke

You can’t believe all the things she spoke,

When it all seems too good to be true

It probably is watch out for you

Broken hearts from a monkey branching view

A monkey brancher doesn’t have a clue,

Been married enough times to know

Monkey branchers swing to and fro

They’ll make you sad from your head to your toes

She’s got that poison seed she has to sow,

Monkey branching will never grow

With her there’s no place to go

If you think so you’re mind’s moving slow

She’ll make you think she’s as pure as the driven snow,

She monkey branches every time

Trying to satisfy some nursery rhyme

Her relationships aren’t worth a dime

Her thoughts are as deep as Tequila and lime,

She’s monkey branching for me

As she tells me her life story

It’s always everyone else’s fault don’t you see

If I give in she’ll get her claws in me.