“Sit Down And Shut Up”
or,
“A Conversation Between A Truther And the Sheeple”
T:
“The New World Order is a secret group of terrorists with unlimited funding who hate you and are bent on the destruction of your freedom, your economic demise and who would just as soon see you and your children dead, or at least sufficiently scared so you will think you could never oppose them.

President Obama like Bush is just a puppet and a figurehead who does exactly what he is told. Look he even has many of the same political and economic advisers as Bush.”

S:
“You are a racist, bigot, tea bagging, hater, you are just saying that because Obama won. We don’t want to hear your paranoid conspiracy theories. Sit down and shut up.”

Truther:
“But the Eugenicists are putting live viruses and mercury in the vaccinations you give your babies which can cause horrible side effects and cancer.”

Sheeple:
“The medical and pharmaceutical professions are wonderful and would do nothing to harm us. Sit down and shut up.”

Truther:
“Look up, you see those strange white clouds behind that aircraft, those are chemtrails and they contain aluminum, barium and strontium. Did you know that toxic levels of aluminum are being detected in the snow on Mt. Shasta in California?”

Sheeple:
“Dude what are you? Some kind of nut-job environmentalist? Those streaks in the sky are CONTRAILS, just harmless water vapor. Sit down and shut up.”

Truther:
“Ok, you have to agree that something is strange about the collapse of three steel framed sky scrapers on 9-11-2001. That was the first time in recorded history that fires in the upper stories of super engineered billion dollar buildings caused demolition type of collapses at free fall speed.”

Sheeple:
“Sheeze, you really have gone off the deep end. Buildings fall down all the time from fires, and besides they were hit by huge jetliners full of jet fuel. They may as well have been hit by nukes did you see how those towers were burning nothing could survive that. Sit down and shut up.”

Truther:
“Building Number Seven was not hit by an aircraft and there are eye witnesses who swear they were warned that that building was going to be “pulled’ just before they heard several explosions.”

Sheeple:
“There was a lot of structural damage because of the other buildings falling and fires in those offices. Besides there is no way they could pull something like that off someone would say something, nobody can keep anything that secret. Sit down and shut up”

Truther:
“We invaded Afghanistan because of 9-11 and the CIA controlled Osama Bin Laden who supposedly planned the terrorist attack from an Afghan cave. Then two years later we invaded Iraq based on false intelligence reports about WMD’s that weren’t even there.

Do you support our government’s involvement in illegal wars of aggression?”

Sheeple:
“Ok, now you have gone too far. You un-patriotic S.O.B., my country was attacked by a terrorist organization that has it’s tentacles spread all over the world with unlimited funding and a hatred for our freedoms and way of life.

They want us and our children dead or at least sufficiently scared so we won’t think we can ever oppose them.

They are planning economic, biological, chemical and possibly nuclear attacks on the free nations of the world so they can establish their one world system based on their ancient religious beliefs.

Wait a minute, what were you saying?”

Truther:
“Exactly”