TERROR TOURS

If you are seeking adventure in these exciting times and have the necessary funds, then we have the tour for you. Impress your family, friends or co-workers (If you survive).

There are three categories; Medium Risk – High Risk and “Expendable Risk” starting at USD50,000 and up.

Medium Risk Sites: USD 50,000

New York – Potential mugging. Police attack

Los Angles – Gangland shooting. Knockout video victim            

Baltimore – Police roundup. Drive by shooting. Innocent drug bust.

Chicago – Shooting or armed attack. Demonstration round up victim

High Risk Sites: USD100,000

Next Planed protest meeting – Vehicle crash. Baseball bat, axe handle or mace attack. Police beating. Demonstrators beating. Police or protestor sniping.

Palestine – IDF targeting. Settler targeting. Drone, helicopter or aircraft strike.

Venezuela - Food riot victim. Potential starvation or eat dogs, cats or rats. Police or military sweep. US military intervention.

South Korea – Civilian protest against US missiles. NK attack.

Expendable Risk Sites: USD200,000

North Korea – US attack. NK secret police arrest. Blocked Exit Visa.

Damascus Syria – ISIS attack. Al-Qaeda attack. Kidnapping. Beheading. Sodomy or rape (Also applies to male clients).

Afghanistan – Roadside bomb. Market bomb. Car bombing. Guide shoots you.

All expenses covered including, but not limited to: Limo pickup and return (If you do). Chartered executive jet. Seven Wonder filled days and Six Sleepless Nights in First Class accommodations (As available according to local conditions at time of arrival).

Competent armed guide that sometimes acts as Bodyguard. All meals provided. Pre-screened local medical assistance. Life insurance additional (No Fault Wavier Required). Choice of Self-defense weapon at optional price (See FAQ sheet on aircraft.

Payment in advance. No checks and Credit cards must be Debit. Cancellation Penalty.

Call now as spaces limited for most tours.

A framed decorative 'Certificate of Survival' given to client upon Return!

Are you Man or Women Enough for the Terror Tour of a Lifetime? However long that is?

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