We will take control of your TV set. We will control the vertical. We will control the horizontal. So sit quietly for the next hour as we bring you to the OUTER LIMITS of Democrat corruption!

Fauci may be resigning now but this vaccine will kill millions!

God, I mean President Biden, can I have my own pet Republican after we destroy America?

I swear I swear I won't tell the truth again when I get up in front of the Congressional sub committee! 

I get sick and tired of all this talk about Gain of Function research! 

Did you really think we were going to let you leave the DC prison after January 6th?

Jesus! What have the Democrats done to the state of California?

This gender identity crap is making me wonder if my date is really compatible for me?

As acting director of the CDC I'm pretty sure there'll be no more side effects or vaccine injuries. In a pig's eye! 

If you're going to believe all the lies of Joe Biden surely you wouldn't worry about what a talking ant says would you?

Is this really what you damn Democrats plan to do to America? You Commie bastards! 

If you let me out of the DC Prison I swear to God I'll believe everything Joe Biden says and I won't vomit!

As a long standing member of BLM I pledge my support for riots, fires, and beating people up!

As a newly appointed IRS agent authorized to use deadly force I order you to open your wallets! 

Ah, Doc ever since I got that 2nd booster shot I got this thing growing out of my back. Wife says it freaks her out! 

In order to help with the seafood suply shortage the Biden FDA has authorized a new species for canning and it aint tuna! 

Now Joe you're messing up on your lines and slobbering. Just tell them it's all Donald Trump's fault! 

Look if I pay you this much will you please not tell anyone I touched you inappropriately?

I'm sure that by now you've had enough of Democrat BS so we will now return control of your TV back to you!