When you know Democrats and liberals are totally full of it!

How I dread turning on the news and hearing anymore lies from CNN! Maybe if I use the time accelerator?

Bitch! Now you're talking come on more truth you bitch!

I just crawled out of Nancy Pelosi's intestines and it's devoid of thought I must warn the world!

Leave that message to me you disgusting little creature!. I have invented the bullshit ionizer it gets rid of all lies through inter-dimensional bullshit removal! It's brilliant!

A rare statement of truth indeed! These humans are so devoid of it! Maybe I should have another drink?

Go now! tell the world that Snowflakes, Liberals, and Democrats are a toxic species!

Oh no! More of those human revelations but they're portrayed as jokes by what they call fake news media! How revolting!

I'd rather look out of my passenger window and see a Gremlin then believe MSNBC's BS!

All this as Democrats and the news media shills receive more orders from George Soros!

We will now take control of America back! We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. And we will sharpen the prosecutorial intensity against Hillary, Chuck Schumer, Nancy Pelosi, James Comey, and Maxine Waters into crystal clarity!