What’s wrong with you? By now you should have submitted! Why didn’t you pay attention to the mainstream media? They told you who to hate and who to vote for! What’s wrong with you? Are you anti-American? Are you a racist? Are you a nationalist? Didn’t you pay attention to your indoctrination, I mean education in public school? We told you how to feel about the US government, that you’re nothing, and that you should look up to us even more so than God! There’s nothing special about the US and your founding fathers were just rebellious rum runners who refused to submit to the Royal Crown! Get with the program! We politicians here in Washington DC need your vote, your taxes, and for you not to use your brain! Just listen to us!

Do you think this is a joke? It’s not! It’s exactly how you are viewed and what is expected of you! This is big government we are talking about! You know, too big to fail as you were lied to by Barack Obama when he told us that Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac were solvent while, in reality, being on the brink of collapse! You are viewed as insignificant at the very least but more likely as nothing by your big over spending, over taxing, over regulating federal government, and they’re doing you a favor even allowing you to have a voice and vote, even though your vote will likely mean nothing.

Get with it, Man! You’re living in the greatest country in the world! Can’t you appreciate that? Just pay your ever increasing taxes, eat less due to the cost of groceries, and stop bitching about the price at the gas pump! That’s your fault for driving a fossil fuel car! And don’t tell us how to spend your tax dollars! We’re busy looking after the best interests of the rest of the world! We don’t need your approval! Besides, what do a bunch of wounded veterans, old washed up elderly citizens, and no good smelly homeless people need the US government for? You’re just getting in the way of progress! We’re trying to build smart cities for young taxpayers that we can get a lot of mileage out of! Young taxpayers who’ve been properly mentally conditioned to appreciate our kind of rule!

We establishment types here in DC have a right to party hardy on the people’s tax dollars! After all, we call the shots! Muslim prayer breakfasts as we tell you that you’re no longer in One Nation Under God, is merely our way of introducing you to our way of interpreting reality and it should be your guide book to a life we think you should be living! Our way! So, stop thinking for yourselves! Stop using your brains! You don’t need to anymore! Let us do the thinking for you right here in Washington DC! Just let us persecute and uplift whoever we want to no matter how bad you think we’re insulting your intelligence! After all, we’ve been getting away with this for decades! What gives you the right to interfere with our gravy train? Just be goo d little peasants and punch and kick all who oppose our ideology. Remember decorum is everything and that’s what we have here in DC!

Oh, and we do reserve the right to use your tax dollars to pay professional rioters whenever we see fit to raise hell and intimidate so we can get our point across and keep you from getting too independent. Just come over and try protesting in DC. We may just lock you up for being insurrectionists even if you really aren’t. Why? Because we have the power to and we will use it! So, why don’t you just make it easy on yourselves and just take your medicine! We will control the horizontal and we will control the vertical! Just accept that you’re debt slaves, I mean one day we’ll honor your graves, I mean, that’s right, Jesus saves!

Now let us kiss the babies when the elections are due, please hand over a big donation, remember its tax deductible, hate to say that word, and just sit back and enjoy the clown show that we put on especially for you with your tax dollars! The news media will fill you in on everything we want you to believe and even the intelligence agencies will be forcing, I mean advising the newspapers what to say to you. Oh, and if one of those crazy lone gunmen manages to get through the impenetrable wall of Secret Service Agents because he wasn’t doing what we told him, no sweat, we’ll have another one all ready to go with instructions on what we expect! Now be a good citizens, don’t ask questions, and enjoy the ride!