The New Green Parade

Step aside for the new green parade

Make sure and get your global taxes paid

You’ve got that big draconian government to obey

You’ll serve as fertilizer once your body has been laid,

Here comes that new green parade

Save the planet isn’t that for what you prayed?

Your freedom for the environment isn’t a fair trade?

Remember to monitor your social media grade,

Time to let government be your God

Don’t try to think just applaud

Remember we have our compliance squad

We’ll surely get rid of those who call this fraud,

Come join the new green parade

So glad you haven’t realized you’ve been played

So you lost your car for a bike don’t be dismayed

Your social media score went down because you prayed,

Be ready to give your life for a cleaner carbon footprint

Better now then never that you get the hint

Oh the artwork you can make with dryer lint

It’s the fumes from lithium pollution making you squint,

Time to join the new green parade

We’re making sure big pharma is getting paid

You left the environmental rally when you should’ve stayed

Your opinion doesn’t fit in with all those surveyed,

The new green parade certainly has appeal

We’ll beat you with nightstick until you squeal

Please don’t ask again if all this is real

It’s not about fact it’s about how we feel.