It was just that I had a plan
To leave this other inconvenient man
I had to coordinate with the time span
Had to get you like a dog licking out of a pan,

Oh don't bother me with emotional cues
Some battles you win some battles you lose
Just shake it off with a lot of booze
You actually never picked up on any clues?

Oh my God you should have known
All you men are as dumb as a stone
You just ignored my aching heart
While I was tearing your world apart,

It was your fault you're to blame
Just because you kept the burning flame
Of useless passion I could get anywhere
Just be glad that I ever cared,

Oh please no more emotional scenes
We get it you're going to come apart at the seams
And you don't know the meaning of life anymore
And I'm just a two bit whore, heard it all before,

Just take all those years that you stayed
Share them with someone else some day
You just wasted my precious time
Silly boy, did you expect a nursery rhyme,

And if you think I'm heartless and cruel
Think of what I put up with living with a fool
You were just another botched affair gone wrong
And now it's time for me to move along.