I'm standing in front of a sign that shows exactly what the Democrats intended for Donald Trump Saturday June 13th. The time travel capability of the Twilight Zone you know. And, now a word from the FBI Director.

I like to stuff truth into a bag and hide it like I would dog shit.

Orders for the day prior to the Secret Service taking the field in Butler, Pennsylvania.

Like many of us here we feel like Roy who, says something smells fishy over this event in Butler Township! 

We the American people still await for the general consensus of all the talking heads to determine just exactly what happened.

This Secret Service agent has the latest implanted metal detection device. However it still needs some tweaking.

Back at Langley CIA headquarters much consternation has developed over the failure of the Trump assassination attempt. They were sure it would succeed.

They were sure with all the proper psychological programming Thomas Crooks would be a lean and mean killing machine, but sadly not.

A desperate Secret Service agent breaks the news of the failed assassination attempt to Nancy Pelosi!

Tell the Deep State to back off! We tried our best! 

Darn it! Foiled by God again just when I thought we had the perrrrfect plan!

I'm sorry Mister Secret Service Director Sir. We thought we all had it down to a T but there were screwups that we just didn't foresee. I'm sorry, Sir! 

I'm speaking to you now from Butler Township where Donald Trump was supposed to  give a rally. It appears things did not go as planned I -I mean that the assassination attempt did not succeed as planned-I mean miraculously it seemed like divine intervention! 

Luckily Trump's okay and reality hasn't become even stranger than the Twilight Zone but it's getting there nowadays!