My brain is just about to start running out of my ears!  The stench of the cesspool we use to know and love as The USA, for me anyhow, has been extra rife in it noxious exuberance!  So I felt what was needed to make this country's fundamental ideologies in today's world known I was going to have to update the Preamble to the Constitution.  So here it is..  One thing it does is actually to get rid of the constitution entirely!  Just the same exact Amerika we so happen to live in today!  Here it is....

 We the people, of the Divided States of America no longer wish to form any sort of  union, fuck justice and say forever goodbye to tranquility.   Deny the world through perpetual offense and keep the people state fed on welfare and spit right in to the face of the ideas of liberty for our enslavement and that to of our progeny, with disdain have so dismantled this constitution of The United States of Amerika.