You Never Paid Attention Anyway

All leaf blowers aside

Why can’t you just take your daily dose of cyanide?

Why can’t you just swallow your foolish pride?

Are your founding fathers even personified?

So what if we make your country into a wreck?

You never paid attention anyway what the heck

Why are you so worried about illegal aliens being checked?

There’s no need for the police to protect,

Just wait for the drugs to take effect

Now sit back and shut up as we change the subject

Show authority a little respect

Or you may become a suspect,

Please don’t ask questions as we incriminate your ex leader

By your DNA here it says you are a bleeder

No, that’s not poison we’re putting in the cattle feeder

By the appearance of your papers you might be a cheater,

You’ve just become a stranger in your own land

We just dare you to make a stand

There’s plenty of people in the DC prison who could use a hand

Oh well, nothing goes quite as planned!

Just remember if you get away we’ll go after your clan

All those healthy alternatives have been banned

Better keep an adequate storage of food that’s canned

You might need a good long quarantine until you understand,

Tyranny? Just another conspiracy theory

We’ll make up your reality don’t you worry

No need for clarification or anxiety

Too many questions might be unhealthy.