Dr. Seuss Christmas Song (Mr. GINGRInCH)
Tis the friggin season......Everyone sing along!!!
You're a mean one, Newt Gingrich.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Newt Gingrich.
You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.
You're a monster, Newt Gingrich.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Newt Gingrich.
I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.
You're a vile one, Newt Gingrich.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Newt Gingrich
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crockodile.
You're a foul one, Newt Gingrich.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
Newt Gingrich.
The three words that best describe you, are as follows, and I quote:
You're a rotter, Newt Gingrich.
You're the king of sinful sots.
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched
With moldy purple spots,
Newt Gingrich.
Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.
You nauseate me, Newt Gingrich.
With a nauseaus super-naus.
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked hoss.
Newt Gingrich.
You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool sandwich
With arsenic sauce!
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Permalink Reply by Burbia on
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Hillary Rodham, Hillary Rodham
If she doesn't scare you no
evil thing will
To see her is to take a
sudden chill
Hillary,Hillary
The curl in her lips
The ice in her stair
The inacent children better be ware
She's like a spider waiting
for the kill
Look out for
Hillary Rodham
At first you think Hills
is a devil
But after time has worn
away the shock
You come to
realize you've
seen her kind of eyes
Watching you from
underneath a rock
This vampire bat, this
inhuman beast
She ought to be locked up
and never released
The world was such a
wholesome place until
Hillary, Hillary Rodham
At first you think Hills
is a devil
But after time has worn
away the shock
You come to
realize you've
seen her kind of eyes
Watching you from
underneath a rock
Hillary Rodham, Hillary Rodham
If she doesn't scare you no
evil thing will
To see her is to take a
sudden chill
Hillary, Hillary
The curl in her lips
The ice in her stair
The inacent children better be ware
She's like a spider waiting
for the kill
Look out for
Hillary Rodham
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Permalink Reply by Central Scrutinizer on
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hell ya. great lyrics....lol
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Permalink Reply by truth on
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Gingrich ’06 Memo: “Agree Entirely With Gov. Romney” on Health Care
“We agree entirely with Governor Romney and Massachusetts legislators that our goal should be 100 percent insurance coverage for all Americans,” Gingrich wrote in 2006.
And, Gingrich wrote, the key to achieving that goal was doing what Romney did in Massachusetts: Requiring everybody who could afford it to buy health insurance. In fact, Gingrich makes an impassioned case for the so-called individual mandate — which is also at the center of President Obama’s health plan — on conservative grounds.
“We also believe strongly that personal responsibility is vital to creating a 21st Century Intelligent Health System,” Gingrich wrote in the memo which was found on an old Gingrich website by the Wall Street Journal’s Brody Mullins and Janet Adamy.
”Individuals who can afford to purchase health insurance and simply choose not to place an unnecessary burden on a system that is on the verge of collapse; these free-riders undermine the entire health system by placing the onus of responsibility on taxpayers.”
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2011/12/gingrich-06-memo-agree...
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Newt Gingrich on his first wife, Jackie Battley: "She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of the President. And besides, she has cancer. http://articles.latimes.com/1994-12-25/opinion/op-12904_1_family-va...
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BA-HAHAHAHAAAA.....even the penguins hate this assclown...w00t!!
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